fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
I’m still super hurt about what happened last month and I’m still filled with rage that I was forced to talk to a psychiatrist who had the FUCKING NERVE to self diagnose me and put me in a realm I don’t want to be. FUCK YOU.
mountyourfears: goforeverforworseorbetter: goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today Kill someone.
AND BABY EVEN ON THE WORST NIIIIIIIIGHTS I’M INTO YOUUUU.
nickthexii: “I didn’t ask you a GOD DAMN THING!”
gravyforlunatics: IF YOU ENTER MY ROOM PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE JESUS CHRIST
memewhore: seawhim: IF YOU SAY THOR IS ALL BRAWN AND NO BRAINS I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST. THIS HAS BEEN A WARNING Thor is mostly brawn and miniscule brains. Haha you can’t do anything, I technically followed your rule!
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas